Discussing the Help

Late one night in the Richt-Venster residence an exhange of words took place.

"Sofie, dear?"
"Yes, Klaus?"
"Maybe we should consider hiring a new maid."
"You think so? Why? I thought you were very fond of young Elsa."
"Well.. It's just that she's beginning to smell. And she's been attracting flies for a good few days now."
"Oh. I see."
"I mean, I do like her very much. I mean no offence, darling, but having all these buzzing little insects in our dining room is doing things to my appetite, not to mention my libido."
"Oh, but I thought you liked the flies, Klaus!"
"I thought you did! That's why I didn't mention it before."
"Well then, I'll instruct Clarence to place an ad in the paper."
"Thank you, dear."
"And we should probably tell him to pull Elsa down."
"Yes. And to phone the exterminator. I think the flies are breeding in the kitchen as well."